(via outcry)
Grandpa to Dwayne: Can I give you some advice?
Well, I’m going to give it to you anyway. I don’t want you making the same mistakes I made when I was young.
Dwayne? That is your name right? Dwayne.
This is the voice of experience talking.
Are you listening?
Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne. Not just one woman. A LOT of women.
Are you getting any? You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you getting any?
No?!
Jesus. You’re what, fifteen?
My god, man. You should be getting that young stuff. That young stuff is the best stuff in the world.
See, right now they’re jailbait, you’re jailbait. It’s perfect.
